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How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

08.06.2025 06:47

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

If you have never smuggled into a prison, then everything you’ve ever heard about methods used - yes, those have been used - and they have been found out at times. (Perhaps not every time - but we only have to catch you -once-.) Pretty much any method you believe you have ‘’invented’’ - has been done before. The REALLY clever methods - those are much rarer - and you don’t hear about them, usually.

Hidden on the body. We have found various contraband (drugs, money, phones, porn, etc) in:

Somewhat hidden - in fake casts, in crutches and canes, in wheelchairs and walkers. In baby strollers and baby diapers. Inside sandwiches being brought in, inside fake cans of soda, inside books, magazines, letters, Inside flashlights. Hidden in shoes.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

‘’Dropped’’ into the prison - by drones, by a bag-full of (whatever) thrown over the fence from the outside, ultra-light aircraft flying over and dropping item(s).

(Just a brief list) - Rectal, vaginal, oral (butt, cxxt, mouth)), inside folds of fat (the ‘’Homer Simpson’’ method), under the breasts (‘’granny-boobs’’), swallowed (to be regurgitated later), hidden in the hair, under arm-pits, held between toes, under bandages, even inside tubes or packages that are hypodermic (**under the skin**)

Hidden in supplies sent into the prison - food, commissary, repair materials, education materials, trash/sewage system.

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?